Rire en anglais

Désolé c est en anglais mais je la trouvais bonne et facile a comprendre

The judge: How old are you?

The old lady: I'm 86 years old.

The judge: On April 1st of last year, please describe, in your own words, what happen





The old lady: I was on my porch relaxing in my rocking chair. It was the end of the afternoon, it was beautiful outside.

A young man came and sat down beside me.

The judge: Did you know him?

The old lady: No but he was friendly

The judge: What happen after?

The old lady: After a short tense conversation, he started to touch my leg

The judge: You didn't try to stop him?

The old lady: NO!

The judge: Why not?

The old lady: It was nice. No one has touched me that was since my Albert died 30 years ago!



The judge: what happen after?

The old lady: I supposed that, because I didn't stop him, well, he continued and started to feel my breast.

The judge: And again, you did try to stop him?

The old lady: Of course not





The judge: Why?

The old lady: because, your honor, I felt alive and existed. I didn't feel that...wet and horny for years!

The judge: What happen after?

The old lady: Well, your honor, what can a woman do when she is all hot and full of desire, at night fall, in front of a young stud?

We were alone... I spread my legs and told him:" Take me NOW!"



The judge: Did he take you?

The old lady: No. He screamed: "April fooooooool!"





And it is at this moment that I shot him...Bastard!!!!!

!!!