Vive le chocolat!!!!

Ma nouvelle religion!!!! (c'est en anglais, désolé...)


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>IF YOU CAN READ THIS... THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!!!
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>HUNGRY FOR SOME CHOCOLATE HUMOR?
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>1. WHEN NO ONE UNDERSTANDS YOU, CHOCOLATE IS THERE.
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>2. SEVEN DAYS WITHOUT CHOCOLATE MAKES ONE WEAK.
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>3. I AM NOT OVERWEIGHT. I AM CHOCOLATE-ENRICHED.
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>4. EINSTEIN WAS EATING CHOCOLATE WHEN HE CAME UPON THE THEORY OF
>RELATIVITY.
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>5. THE 12-STEP CHOCOHOLICS PROGRAM: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY
>FROM CHOCOLATE!
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>6. LIFE WITHOUT CHOCOLATE IS NO LIFE AT ALL.
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>7. I WANT IT ALL!!! AND I WANT IT SMOTHERED IN WHIPPED CREAM AND
>CHOCOLATE.
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>8. CHOCOLATE IS CHEAPER THAN THERAPY, AND YOU DON'T NEED AN
>APPOINTMENT.
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>9. THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN A GOOD FRIEND, EXCEPT A GOOD FRIEND
>WITH CHOCOLATE.
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>10. CHOCOLATE DOESN'T MAKE THE WORLD GO AROUND. BUT IT CERTAINLY
>MAKES THE TRIP WORTHWHILE.
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>11. AND ON THE EIGHTH DAY GOD CREATED CHOCOLATE.
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>12. IN HEAVEN, CHOCOLATE HAS NO CALORIES AND IS SERVED AS THE MAIN
>COURSE.
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>13. THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE CHOCOLATE.
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>14. Q. HOW MANY CALORIES ARE THERE IN A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE?
>A. WHO CARES?
>15. SO MUCH CHOCOLATE. SO LITTLE TIME!
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>16. IF THERE IS NO CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I'M NOT GOING!
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>17. I ONLY EAT CHOCOLATE FOR YOU, SO THERE WILL BE MORE OF ME TO
>LOVE.
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>18. DO NOT DISTURB: CHOCOLATE FANTASY IN PROGRESS.
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>19. THE BEST OVER-THE-COUNTER PRESCRIPTION TO PERK YOU UP IS
>CHOCOLATE.
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>20. DON'T SEND ME ROSES, UNLESS THEY ARE CHOCOLATE!
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>21. THERE ARE TWO FOOD GROUPS: CHOCOLATE AND FRUIT. AND IF IT IS
>FRUIT, IT SHOULD BE DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE.
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>22. THERE IS NO CHOCOLATE'S ANONYMOUS BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO QUIT.
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>23. WHO SAYS CHOCOLATE ISN'T A FOOD GROUP!!
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>24. ONE OF LIFE'S MYSTERIES IS HOW A TWO-POUND BOX OF CANDY CAN MAKE
>A PERSON GAIN FIVE POUNDS.
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>25. TAKE ANOTHER DEEP BREATH, AND DO WITHOUT THAT CHOCOLATE CAKE!
>NOT!
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>26. SAVE EARTH. IT'S THE ONLY PLANET WITH CHOCOLATE. >
>27. IN THE COOKIES OF LIFE, FRIENDS ARE THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS.
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>28. LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES. . . FULL OF NUTS.
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>29. THOSE CALORIE-FREE SWEETS TASTE GREAT DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE!
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>30. CHOCOLATE COMES WITH ITS PRICE. . . CONTROL-TOP HOSE.
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>31. WHAT CAME FIRST, WOMAN OR THE CHOCOLATE BAR?
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>32. CHOCOLATE. . . IT ISN'T JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE.
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>34. I WOULD GIVE UP CHOCOLATE, BUT I'M NO QUITTER.
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>35. MILK CHOCOLATE IS A DAIRY PRODUCT.
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>36. IF GOD HAD MEANT US TO BE THIN, HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED
>CHOCOLATE.
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>37. IF I EVER NEED RELIGION, I'LL WORSHIP CHOCOLATE CAKE.
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>38. IF IT AIN'T CHOCOLATE, IT AIN'T BREAKFAST!
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>39. THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN A GOOD FRIEND, EXCEPT A GOOD FRIEND
>WITH CHOCOLATE
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>40. CHOCOLATE: HERE TODAY... GONE TODAY!
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>41. MAN CANNOT LIVE BY CHOCOLATE ALONE, BUT IT SURE IS FUN TRYING.
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>42. CHOCOLATE MILK: THE POOR MAN'S CHAMPAGNE.
>43. FLOWERS WILT, JEWELRY TARNISHES, AND CANDLES BURN OUT...BUT
>CHOCOLATE DOESN'T HANG AROUND LONG ENOUGH TO GET OLD.
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>44. BEWARE OF CHOCOLATE SQUARES!:
>A: SQUARE SWEETS MAKE YOU ROUND.
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>B: SQUARE SWEETS MAKE BIG SEATS. >

hahhaha tres mais tres vrai !!!!

carine une addict au chocolat
xoxoxoxo